The Collection
Shirts
The first three. More designs will appear here as artwork is finalized — nothing goes on this page until it's real.
Dogs Used to Have Jobs
Some retrieved ducks. Some watched the farm. Some guarded the house. Some rode shotgun and considered that employment.
Dog Owner
You love him. You buy him good food. You worry when he’s sick. You miss him when he’s gone. He’s still your dog.
Fur Baby?
He has four legs, an alarming interest in whatever fell behind the grill, and absolutely no plans for college.
Mud Is a Feature
He found it. He rolled in it. He is thrilled about it. The truck has a blanket for exactly this reason.
He Doesn’t Need a Raincoat
He was bred for this. Two hundred years of selective breeding for cold water, and there is a small yellow coat with reflective piping hanging by the door.
A Stick Is an Enrichment Activity
There are subscription boxes for this. There is a whole aisle. There is also a stick, in the yard, for free.
Certified Good Boy
No registry. No title. No weekend seminar. No laminated card in a wallet. Just a very good dog, and everyone who has ever met him agrees.
She Swims in the Lake
Lavender. Oatmeal. Something called a “pawdicure.” Or: a cold lake, every morning, for free, for as long as she can stand it.
Never Asked for a Birthday Party
He would like a walk. He would like whatever is on the counter. He would like you to come home. He has never once mentioned a cake.
That Bag
You bagged it. Genuinely, thank you. Then you tied it to a branch, four miles from the trailhead, and walked away.